How to Fail College

1. Skip Classes Regularly.

Consistently missing lectures and labs ensures you fall behind quickly.

2. Procrastinate on Every Assignment.

Start working on essays, projects, and studying only hours before they're due.

3. Ignore All Study Material.

Don’t read textbooks, take notes, or review lecture slides—just wing it!

4. Never Ask for Help.

Struggle silently; avoid reaching out to professors, tutors, or classmates for assistance.

5. Prioritize Partying Over Studying.

Focus on the social aspects of college and let your academics take a back seat.

6. Cram All Studying the Night Before Exams.

Rely on late-night, caffeine-fueled cram sessions instead of consistent study habits.

7. Miss Deadlines Frequently.

Forget to submit assignments or turn them in late without making arrangements.

8. Ignore Your Health.

Sacrifice sleep, nutrition, and exercise; let your physical and mental health decline.

9. Never Check Your Grades or Feedback.

Stay blissfully unaware of how you're doing in your courses until it's too late.

10. Completely Disregard Academic Policies.

Commit plagiarism, cheat on exams, or ignore the rules, leading to potential disciplinary action.